Posey being a good role model and hiding his beer, bless.
I need Edna Mode as a life coach
Do you guys ever just miss the days when Scott and Stiles were like this:
Instead of this:
so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
A FUCKING JAR. Look, I’m just still not over this. A JAR. Don’t open it. Don’t. IT HAS A FLY INSIDE THAT SOME IDIOT LEFT THERE BURIED UNDER A TREE. It’s not a door. it’s a jar. with EVIL INSIDE. Close your
mouthdoor, or you’ll catch a fly.
Do I need to spell it out to you in sign language?
“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”
"AN UNEXPECTED ALLY RETURNS"
jackson swings into the loft, naked, on wrecking ball.