I’ll die browsing Tumblr and not even notice it.
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING
fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.
why are we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still movingShould I feel bad about reblogging this from my catholic school’s computer?
HOW ARE THE SCREENCAPS MOVING OMG
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
i want to reblog this 100 times but i’ll just do it once